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Picture Of The Day: With You Always

Christians like to believe that Jesus is "with you always," offering spiritual guidance on the mundane matters of everyday life. But sometimes he has some lame-ass ideas.

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Picture Of The Day: Creepy Jesus

Am I going to get in trouble, spiritually, for suggesting that the Son of God looks a little sketchy here?

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Religion And Pokemon Should Never Mix

Laughing at these poor (and righteous) kids will surely result in eternal damnation. Yet it will also make you question the existence of a higher power as well.

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Robin Cooper Will Be Healed in the Name of Jesus

When an eagle attacked Robin Cooper his buttocks were in pain, but after thanking Jesus 7 times over, his buttocks were healed, and he only sounded crazy for 5 minutes. Hallelujah!

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Could Hologram Jesus Be the RNC Mystery Speaker?

The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.

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The Gospel of Jesus’ Wife: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

A Harvard professor's interpretation of an ancient papyrus fragment could rock the Christian world.

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The Best of Cat Jesus

Cat Jesus died for your sins... nine times. The least you could do is offer him a treat.

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Man Finds Jesus on a Tortilla, Goes on Scratch-Ticket Winning Streak

San Antonio native Rene Cantu has found Jesus on a Tortilla, and for him life will never be the same.

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‘Ordain A Lady’ is The Best ‘Call Me Maybe’ Parody Out There

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I am pregnant, Christ is my Baby"- Mary introducing herself to the innkeepers who let her stay in the manger.

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The 20 Strangest Jesus Images in Objects

Our Lord and Savior has a peculiar habit of showing up in the seemingly most...banal locations.

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Cross of Jesus Found? Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Relic in Turkey

Archaeologists excavating at the Balatlar Church in Sinop, Turkey say they found what they believe to be the cross Jesus was crucified on.

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‘Son of God’ Movie: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Son of God opens in theaters on February 28. It chronicles the life of Jesus from the Nativity through resurrection and revelation. Here’s what you need to know about the religious film that’s being...

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Ash Wednesday: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Pope Francis waves from the Popemobile during World Youth Day. (Getty) In 2014, Ash Wednesday falls on March 5. It marks the beginning of Lent, which is the preparation for Easter, which falls on April...

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Ash Wednesday Fasting Rules: What You Need to Know

(Getty) Catholics fast and abstain on Ash Wednesday, the start of Lent. Ash Wednesday is observed like a Friday of Lent, with no meat consumption. In addition, Ash Wednesday and Good Friday are the two...

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#ASHTAG: The Best Ash Wednesday Selfies of 2014

Social media covers every aspect of our lives, so it comes as no surprise that people incorporate it into their religion too. Believers took to Twitter on Ash Wednesday to proudly display the ashes...

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Lent: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

(Ash Wednesday ceremony in Surabaya, Indonesia. Getty) Christians are observing the Lenten season, which falls during the 40 days before Easter. This time entails reflection, fasting and abstaining...

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‘God’s Not Dead’ Movie: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

It’s clear that God’s Not Dead in theaters this year. In the wake of the recent success of Son of God came the independently distributed film that’s an unexpected success. Its shocking weekend opening...

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Palm Sunday: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Back From The #Church:)… Happy Palm sunday pic.twitter.com/GlbZ1pZoPz — Dr.Dina (DONDON) (@Dinaegy) April 13, 2014 Christians are in the midst of celebrating Lent or the 40 days before Easter. Palm...

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Holy Thursday: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

(Getty) On April 17, 2014, Christians will celebrate Holy Thursday. The holiday falls every year on the Thursday before Easter Sunday, and is the last mass celebrated in the church before Easter...

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Top 5 Easter Egg Decorating Ideas

(Getty) Whether it’s with onion skins, rubber bands, pom poms or glitter, there are so many ways to decorate Easter eggs. Here are some crafty ideas that are fun and easy! 1. Glitter To make sparkly...

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